I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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