Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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