Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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