Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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