I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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