i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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