I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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