Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize