sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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