he thought i was a dude.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We have so much sex to catch up on
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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