"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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