Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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