And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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