420 ftw
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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