My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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