we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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