It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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