Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
