your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I bet he comes in French.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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