I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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