no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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