Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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