This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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