so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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