I must be too annoying 4 u.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize