This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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