Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
