something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Randomize
