Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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