You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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