i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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