Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
this hospital has no fireball
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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