you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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