problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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