Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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