Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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