Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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