I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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