But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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