therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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