Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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