Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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