that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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