Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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