I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think I sprained my soul last night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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