you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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