so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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