This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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