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Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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