she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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