Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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