super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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