there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize