I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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