So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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